{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
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Teach Me to Love is a studio album by American recording artist Wanda Jackson. It was released in 1984 via Vine Records and contained 11 tracks. It was the thirty first studio recording of her career and was a collection of gospel songs. It was also her first album to issued with the Vine label.
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La Marzocco, founded in 1927 in Florence by Giuseppe and Bruno Bambi, is an Italian company specializing in high-end espresso coffee machines. It is now based in Scarperia, with branch offices worldwide.
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{"slip": { "id": 29, "advice": "As you get older, learn never to trust a fart."}}
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Still Here is a 2010 studio album by American soul group The Temptations. It is the 49th studio album from The Temptations and features a mix of their classic soul music vocals with some hip hop production and rapping.
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